... in which I kill time by the hour ...

Dec 20, 2012

IT'S PAI, NOT PEE

In which Arvy feels guilty for not blogging in forever because she is, you know, lazy, but hates the thought of having a blogspot for no good reason anyway no, Nao, just having a blogger for the sole sake of reading your silly thoughts does not count lol jk jk i luv u and besides, she is in India now so she might as well write a short post, but should probably stop this silly run-on sentence (and referencing to herself in third person) now already.

For starters, my mother is finally letting me grow up. It's been 21 years, but heck yeah, finally. Because, by mother's standards, allowing me to fly off to Bangalore, India alone with no chaperone or flying buddy is the human equivalent to the mother bird letting her chicks leave the nest. 

This is not my first time here - I went to Trivandrum when I was 6, and then to Mysore when I was 16 - but the feeling is still the same: everything feels new. :D 
Or maybe that is just the refreshing feeling of being anywhere that is not Maldives. Or rather, Male' - which is suffocating in every sense of the word.

There are the highways and the half-naked children peeing by the walls and the traffic traffic traffic as we speed our way through Bangalore city to get to Mysore, but the moment when it actually feels like India is when you see either the free-roaming cow on the street and/or the racketing kurolhi bungling along. Whichever; take your pick xD. 
(Pity I'm not in Jaipur; might see elephants then lol)

When I last visited my cousins in Mysore five years ago, we went to sight-see all sorts of places like the Brindavan Gardens, the Bird Sanctuary, the zoo, the Mysore City Palace (riding elephants and camels hurr), the Shimshore Waterfalls (I have no idea how that is spelled >.>), the Chamundi Hills, etc. But since my uncle recently went through a serious surgery and my father's already been here two months to help him till he gets better, driving all over the place is a no. Though my dad and I've been dying to go to Ooty for years now. 
But it's fine since the sole reason for my visit this time was to visit Rif, with Sabi and Sai who flew over a week later from Malaysia. Fitting, since it was Rif and I who visited them in Malay in 2010 xD

I forget how fun it is, being with my cousins. I have cousins all over the place, but this particular batch from my father's side is the spazzy, shameless, insane ones. xD AHHHH I'VE MISSED YOU BISHES~<3

The "adventure" this time is, of course, small-scale due to afore-mentioned reasons, but no less fun, I find. 

It goes without saying that food is one of the main perks of being in India (or any place that is not Maldives. Seriously, this is going to be a running gag in this post, be warned). All the usual places - McDonald's, KFC, Dominoes, Pizza Hut, etc - are places I've visited before, but it's been years since my last time, so my taste buds were singing in bliss these past several days. ^o^ (I sincerely hope my grandkids will get to experience this in Maldives even if I can't >.>)

However, this time, with no parental supervision to hinder me, I was all set to introduce my taste buds to real Indian cuisine as well. Not that my parents are against traditional food or anything, but it will be a cold day in Hell before my mother will come within a five foot radius of a roadside stand or kada to eat a bowl of steaming hot gobi manchurian straight off from the fire. And yes I have done this and yes it was effin' delish and yes I am fully aware of the hygiene issues surrounding these stands, but I'm still going to indulge in this experiencing-India-the-Indian-way I've got rollin'. :D 
(Besides, we're using Rif, who doesn't hesitate to eat from these stands, as a template. Like Sabi so aptly put it, if she ain't dead yet and walkin' straight, stands to reason we will, too. lol)

And don't get me started on the little restaurants and bakeries hidden in nooks and crannies all over this place. Eating Chinese here is so freakin' different than eating Chinese in Male' (and so much more worth your money's value); and oh-my-gawd ... I do not even want to set foot in a bakery in Male' ever again. /crying/ Why can't I live here and just get fat(ter) and die happy and satisfied?

Yep, I can rave about food forever anyway, so moving on -
I've never been happier that my uncle chose a house in a slightly rural-suburban area ... definitely beats living in the city and definitely beats living in Male'. :O This post is turning into one with me hating on my home island now, but so be it. The houses here are kinda quaint, but spacious and lovely and homely and has nearly everything I've dreamed of having in my dream house ... I do not want to go back to living in a "flat" again - this is what a home should feel like...:3

And wow, shopping. I hate shopping with a burning passion and going into clothes store even in the malls here bore me out (not as much as Male' does, but I'd still rather not step foot in clothes/accessories/cosmetics/shoe shops), but the bookstores, man ... the books. Need I even say more? I can actually get stuff here, yanno? Here it comes again - the good things about places that are not Maldives. Told you it's be an ongoing gag.
There are still more bookshops to visit, so I'll just contain my spazzing for now. But my JKR and Murakami feels? OBTAINED. FOOK YEAH.
(I also came across the books of A Song of Ice and Fire and The Complete Collection of Calvin and Hobbes. My fingers are itching and OHMYGAWSHSHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY but getting them all home with a weight of, like, 10 kg extra? I can't ask my parents to spend that much just for excess baggage money T.T)

I recently found out that Athena Cinema in Male' finally reopened as Schwack Cinema and that it is actually pretty up-to-date now, without showing movies from, like, half a year ago. As happy as I am to hear it - though Schwack is a horrible choice for a name, though it might be a chain name, I dunno - I still doubt I'd enjoy a 3D movie experience there ... My first 3D experience of watching Avatar at Athena is a topic best left undiscussed and I still have not forgiven the staff there.

On the other hand - 
Watching Life of Pi here (LOL IT'S PAI NOT PEE AHAHAHAHA PISCENE PISSING LOL SORRY COULDN'T RESIST) is what I actually count as my first 3D experience. It did not involve wearing silly paper glasses with one red eye and one blue eye, and the screen was actually big enough for the 3D effect to work, and it did not induce a migraine unlike some places I could mention, and it was freakin' enjoyable. :D Yay more good things about places that is anywhere but Maldives.

That said, I would love to write a review for Life of Pi, but it's such a beautiful movie - visually and plotwise - and meaningful in a way I cannot really define right now that I think I'd like to see it a second time before I even attempt a review (but that probably won't happen, considering how carefree and lazy I tend to me lol)
I also intend to search for the book now since I've learned of its existence (the real good thing about movie adaptations, seriously).

ANYWAY. I WATCHED THE HOBBIT TODAY. ALSO IN 3D. ALL MY TOLKIEN FEELS. I CANNOT. I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN. DEKINAI-ING ALL OVER THE PLACE. PETER JACKSON IS MY HERO. I CANNOT EVEN COMMENT ON IT RIGHT NOW WITHOUT LOSING ALL COHERENCY SO I SHALL NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE SUCH A FEAT. /SOBBING/ WHERE IS 2013 ALREADY? I NEED MOAR.

There is still more fun to be had such as visiting Fantasy Park (aka water amusement park huzzah it's been two years since Malay xD) and arcades and possibly even the Innovative Film City which Rif has been bragging to me about for more than a year now. And of course, there is more food to be had and special ice cream parlours to visit and more spazzing ahead.
(Rif and I slowly brainwashing Sabi into Kanjani8 now. She was Ryo-baited into it lol xD Just like me. Liking insane dorks ... I swear it's a genetic thing...)

Huh. So much for a short blog post. Ah well, whatevs. Might write more later ^^
Will be back in Jan 2. Time is flying by too past T.T

4 comments:

  1. *IS SMUG ABOUT IT ANYWAY*

    BUT! GIMME SILLY THOUGHTS TO READ TOO DAMMIT.

    Hehheh. You were so looking foward to this trip too, ne.

    India is pretty epic if you embrace it. I wrote a pretty similar blog about the experiences I had there, on a trip with my parents but in ADVENTURE mindset, a long time ago. In my old blog. (BTW, I can haz Kitamitsu's Indian Solo Trip documentary thing. It's worth a watch. BONUS: SLEEVELESS KITAYAMA HIROMITSU. *SWOON*)
    Then again, I suppose all of life's an adventure if you embrace it. MINDSET, WHAT ARE YOU AND WHY WERE YOU EASIER WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

    BUT THOSE PLACES ARE EVEN PRETTIER PLACES.

    OHH. SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

    Small scale adventures. *appreciates* It's the little things that truely matter in life, ne.
    (Must help to have a real-life guinea pig, just in case, tho.)

    BOOK STORES! How are we surviving as a country without proper book shops? I really don't know.

    I HAVE THE EXACT SAME PROBLEM. I need to buy a book (or two or three or twenty) WHEREVER I go.

    I KNOW IT'S LIFE OF PAI, BUT SEE, I FIRST KNEW ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THAT BOOK WHEN ZAI TEXTED ME A PICTURE OF IT WHEN SHE WAS IN MALAY, AND WE SNICKERED ABOUT IT BECAUSE THAT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN THE FIRST FLUSH OF YOUTH STAGE OF FANDOM, AND IT WAS BEYOND AMUSING. I actually watched it too, and liked it well enough. I had analytical thoughts and everything! Good movie. *pats*

    JEALOUSYYY. I. FANTASY FEELS. WHY WON'T THEY SHOW IT HERE DAMMIT.

    Oooh. ... -_- Honestly, how is this country surviving?

    Ryo-bait. *snickers*

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    1. Of course you are. :P

      I'm too lazy to give you silly thoughts all the time D': But a'right a'right I will ^^

      Actually yes, India is epic. It has its own beauty and culture and adventure :3
      I kinda hate you for making me mildly interested in Kisumai, but I find myself holding a weird sort of preference for Kitamitsu (he has the sort of dorky handsomeness that attracts me, I think) and so yes, GIMME D:

      Yep, it was fun. AND YES, BOOKSTORES WERE EPIC. *SWOON*
      I SHALL POST UP A PIC OF ALL THE BOOKS I BOUGHT BACK SOON XD
      I HAD TO ASSIGN AN ENTIRE HANDBAG FOR THE BOOKS I BOUGHT XD HEE #NOREGRETS

      Believe me, same thing happened to me. My mind just stopped on Yamapi and I loled about it with Rifga. She even called it LIFE OF PEE at the ticket booth and it was only then we found out it was PAI and were ended lmao-ing about it at the theatre XD

      Ugh, I need to watch The Hobbit again, too! So much Tolkien feels! One watch is not enough D':
      Schwack seriously needs to get a move on.
      Actually, MALDIVES NEEDS A SERIOUS SHOVE IN THE BACK D:

      Un! NSKD lured in all of us :3

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  2. >:D i still haven't watched ANY of the K8 stuff you so lovingly and diligently copied to my hard drive!

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    1. I know. Because you haven't mentioned anything about it :P
      Babe it's all up to you. Just know that they can give you serious lulz if you're ever in the mood ;)

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