... in which I kill time by the hour ...

Nov 26, 2011

Harry Potter + Titanic = EPIC (fail >.>)

In which Euko-chan linked this on my facebook -


- and began a comment conversation of monstrous magnitude about my WIP Draco/fem!Harry fic and what it will take for Harry to finally be a part of this oh so gloomy and morbid Malfoy family, the nonexistent possibilities of Harry addressing Lucius as "Father" (LOL WHUT xD), how Narcissa would be a BAMF at breaking the ice between them whereas Draco would fail pathetically at it, and how long before the still-not-quite-accepting-the-reality Harry can actually begin calling Draco by his first name, at which point I pointed out that even Draco hasn't officially taken that step, and thus they are both "in the same boat" that inevitably led to this WTFery:

Euko:   Same boat, eh ... I wonder, who rows the boat? ;) xD

Me:   It would capsize before anyone can think of rowing :P

Euko:   YAAAY!!! So romantic! xD ♥ :P

Me:   DROWNING TOGETHER TO THEIR DEATH. A MORE ROMANTIC END THAN TITANIC XP XP

Euko:   NO no. Drakie will have his arms around her. Harry's crushed against him. Their clothes are wet and clinging onto their body ... ;) *smirk*

Me:    And then they promptly drown xP

Euko:   Why are you so adamant on drowning them? >_<

Me:   Because if the two of them are on the same boat, it will obviously capsize! (Didn't I say that a few comments ago? >.>)

Euko:   Yeah but, they'll know how to swim ey >_<

Me:    NO. THEY WILL DROWN TO THEIR DEATHS D:

Euko:   I'm willing to drown to death, but keep them alive :@

Me:   It's a perfect ending xDD

Euko:   You sadist!

Me:   >8D


And now I'm overcome with an annoying urge to belt out a crack Titanic parody starring HP characters in which, ultimately, everybody dies. *headdesk*


I dunno what crack I'm on. Pointless blog post is pointless. iRock

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